Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Planet Venus Cuts Drivers Ed Program
This economy is rough, something has to go....the only thing funnier than this video, is that it's set to the hamster dance. Best one has to be the park job of the woman in the green Yugo. Enjoy, I did =)
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Obama's Manifesto!
Yesterday's inauguration will not doubt go down in American history.
Policy aside, yesterday was a showcase for what our security capabilities have become in a post-911 world. Obama sported a bullet-proof vest, 99 agencies from all over the country to converge on D.C. to staff 12,500 armed personnel, and my favorite, a Chevrolet Suburban equipped with a pop-up machine gun nest capable of firing large-caliber bullets at a rate of 4,000 rounds per second rode behind the presidents new caddy (Check out the video from Fast Company).
All of that is somewhat sad and impressive at the same time. But you know what is just sad, socialism. It didn't work for Stalin, so why are we so excited for 'Change' now? Hopefully that new $1,000 check comes before summer so I can buy a new bike.
Policy aside, yesterday was a showcase for what our security capabilities have become in a post-911 world. Obama sported a bullet-proof vest, 99 agencies from all over the country to converge on D.C. to staff 12,500 armed personnel, and my favorite, a Chevrolet Suburban equipped with a pop-up machine gun nest capable of firing large-caliber bullets at a rate of 4,000 rounds per second rode behind the presidents new caddy (Check out the video from Fast Company).
All of that is somewhat sad and impressive at the same time. But you know what is just sad, socialism. It didn't work for Stalin, so why are we so excited for 'Change' now? Hopefully that new $1,000 check comes before summer so I can buy a new bike.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Don’t sleep on the Eloise Mental Hospital Oct. 18th….they’re crazy good.
DETROIT LIE-DOWNS 2009 SCHEDULE....September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... Detroit Academy for the Blind and Deaf
October
04.....................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01..................... Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22..................... National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................... Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08.................... Grand Rapids Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football
under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For
all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
4 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
6 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing
team.
7 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or
more, instead of the usual ten yards.
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